Sad Nerd

You should visit your mother or ring her up and tell her you love her.

Buy her some flowers and chocolates – the best Mother’s Day offers arelisted on MothersDayOffers.co.uk

Bit of a shocker at the end!

BBC NEWS | World | Americas | US man survives chocolate ordeal

Very nearly death by chocolate

It all starts at the pub and ends up as little fishy things as the devolve away from beerman.

This is a deer having its revenge on a hunter.

This is the classic bananaphone

You’ll like this. Its very catchy

And it is really easy to use. It has loads more features than we use but should we decide we want to we could. But we just use the simple basic bits of posting messages.

Do you like Little Britain? I do. I think its very funny. Yeah but no, but yeah but no, but yeah.

Vicky Pollard is a remarkable character, scary chav girl but people can relate to her.

Marjorie Dawes the fat fighter woman is really a man you know!

You’ll have seen them advertised on Tv. Straws which contain tiny beads of milkshake mix which mixes with the milk as you drink it. Nice idea, chocolate ones taste ok, Strawberry all sold out at the shops.

Probably useful to take on picnics with a flask of chilled milk and different flavour straws.

If they did a multiflavour pack of strawberry, banana and chocolate then that would be really nice.